K Pop (also known as crack)

So I'm involved in this musical that's going to help raise money to help build a school in Papau New Guinea and a lot of it involves taking famous Korean, Japanese, or American pop songs, rewriting the lyrics, and then acting a fool on stage all in the name of building a school for those in need.


Unfortunately there was a horrible side effect.


I didn't realize K-Pop was like crack. Once you start, you CANNOT stop.


Take this video, for example, which I just found today.





Notice the bad clothes, the oddly hypnotizing choreography, the wonderful dance beats, and the awful, awful hair choices.


I think I watched this about 20 times and sent it to everyone who happened to be online with the message "WHAT IS THIS!?!? =-O"


Bad news. That's what it is. 


Mostly because it then led me to this video:





All this video did was make me say "Man, I want to buy ALL of those clothes. Right now." And notice the ridiculous light-swinging-above-their-heads-overly-dramatic close ups that are just so obscenely ridiculously lame that you can't help but die a little inside.


BUT I LOVE IT. I love it so much I downloaded this stupid group's album, and then to balance things out I had to add some ladies to the mix.


Here's the one that came first.





It almost hurts the eyes to watch it because of how much color is involved in this music video, but it's just so damn cute that I can't help but enjoying every awful second.


Now, for our final evidence to support how I'll be collapsing into insanity while locked up in my apartment this winter to avoid the cold, the finally video I've allowed myself to watch this evening:







At this point if you feel mildly ill, much like I do, I can't really say I blame you.


But... ugh... it's just so damn catchy.


Please punch me in the face.